Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I could have mohawked her pubes.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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