butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
