if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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