Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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