Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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