jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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