if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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