no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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