problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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