Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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