I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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