sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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