It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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