i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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