i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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