do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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