Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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