Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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