He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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