How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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