me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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