Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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