and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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