your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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