we're blogging at a bar
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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