What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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