Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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