This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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