Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize