she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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