Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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