I want to have your abortion
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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