I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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