you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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