About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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