You're completely useless in the revolution.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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