Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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