try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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