the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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