"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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