her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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