one two three fourrrrnication!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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