Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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