"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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