The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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