i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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