Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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