how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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