He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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