my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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