Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
This is my gift to your gina
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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