He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize