chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The adults are the big ones right?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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