question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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